Ignoramus Training

Buy a machine that emanates loud noise and flashes colored light like a stained glass window to strobe messages at a high frame rate.

Place this machine on the alter at the central focal point in your living room.

Pay homage to this contraption at least 5 times daily by kneeling down in submission to pay close attention.

Finally, teach your children that they should ignore it.

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